Fountain Hills, Arizona—Maricopa Country Sheriff Joe Arpaio was taken completely by surprise yesterday when pig-human hybrids and robots with stupendous breasts blocked Shea Boulevard in an attempt to prevent thought-criminals from access to the ravings of satanic world-destroyer and Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump. Global mayhem ensued, due to the sheer size of the … Continue reading Mayhem as pigs and robots deployed to stop Trump