CONTESTS
Play “Ode to Bill Laswell and Pino Palladino”
At the bottom of the page is one of only two audio recordings left of me playing the bass. Can you duplicate it? If you do, I’ll send you signed copies of any two of my books. Gotta be exact, though. No simplification allowed!
Post a video of yourself playing the song on YouTube, fill out the form, include the URL of the video, and if you did a really excellent job, I’ll send you two books of your choice.
I’m going to pick three winners. If you win, I’ll congratulate you and post your video on my site, as well as links to your Web site, your band, your music, your company, your bio, your contact information, or whatever you want.
This line will have a link to the winners’ videos.
All decisions by me—the mastermind behind these contests—are final, arbitrary, and based entirely on my subjective opinion. Unless you bribe me. I’d say $50,000 would ensure a first-place win. However, if your victory is bought instead of earned, I’ll have to make that clear when I post your winning entry. I can’t have people thinking that I have no taste. If I choose crap as the winner, everybody has to understand that it was because I was paid to do so. Other than that, there are no terms or conditions. And you can enter as many times as you want.
Terms and Conditions