Thomas Wictor

Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category

Gimmie Wayda!

For at least forty-five minutes now, an obese woman across the street has been shouting, “GIMMIE WAYDA!” I went out my back door and crept around behind my car so I could see. There are actually three obese women standing there on the sidewalk. I don’t recognize any of them. They’re all in their forties…

 

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How to recognize fake videos and liars

I knew the Worst Twerk Fail EVER – Girl Catches Fire! video was fake even before Jimmy Kimmel announced that it was his brainchild. It wasn’t the fact that you can’t catch on fire by falling on candles, or the fact that the top of your leg won’t catch on fire when the underside of…

 

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